Donald Trump Beats Hasty Retreat From Federal Courts After Epic Sanctions Smackdown
Message received, your honor.
Message received, your honor.
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Surely Trump and his esteemed counsel will rethink the wisdom of this whole exercise. What with their sterling judgment and unparalleled command of the rules of civil procedure.
This is the dumbest Trump lawsuit yet. How will he manage to top it? (He will manage.)
The Lord works in mysterious ways. And so does the judicial wheel.
And this is only the FIRST sanctions motion.
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Does he think he can get Judge Cannon on appeal? WTF?
Love the smell of Rule 11 sanctions in the mornin'.
That Federal Tort Claims Act is a bitch, dude!
You tried, sweetie. But you really shouldn't have.
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Actual lawyers put their names on this POS.
They made the panel MAD.